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He SAYS he didn't didn't do it...

rebecculous — Thu, 03 Nov 2005 14:52:03 GMT

Ok,this is an even more surreal discovery than the exit tribe.

In 1985 Hatch's mother, Martha, threw me out of the house upon (finally) discovering that John's older brother James was sneaking into my bed at night. He'd gotten drunk, puked in my bed and passed out.

She told me I was Satan's hand-maiden. (Close, I'm actually Satan's handbag)

After all those Biggest Bong-Hit contests, the entrants quickly blown out the window, and the surreptitiously consumed bottles of Kahlua, Frangelico, Irish Mist and Drambouis, it's ironic that James' vomit was what finally clued her in.

Tim LaBuff always won those bong-hit contests as I recall.

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Gawdammit! I knew...

Siobhan — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 20:15:40 GMT

... all my troubles were his fault! And I come here to find out he's busy ruining your lives too? Fukkin fukk!

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the irony of podcasts

missnana — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:30:07 GMT

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=179235652&s=143441&i=15801415

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I'm working at Labor Ready

flatline — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 03:33:27 GMT

being evicted, and broke.

Its all the fault of a certain JH ... you bastard you ...

Happy poker night!

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my community...

nola... — Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:11:37 GMT

has been shattered by the brutal murder of good friends of mine.
I can't even blame it on John.

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Fair to Middlin...

Fri, 02 Sep 2005 02:12:01 GMT

that's what John would always answer when asked how he was doing....what a fuckin trip this tribe exists....

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yuck dinner time

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 22:01:26 GMT

john hatch,
i got a week worth of bad luck from myspace, and i am giving you all of it.

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I'm drunk!

theunrulyj — Wed, 15 Jun 2005 07:54:29 GMT

And ao is Miranda. We blame John Hatch! The fukka!

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My life sucks

flatline — Wed, 25 May 2005 20:07:44 GMT

And it is all you know who's fault!

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Curiosity cleared of all charges...

theunrulyj — Sat, 14 May 2005 16:30:40 GMT

...that's right. John Hatch killed the cat.

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He did it again!

Josh — Mon, 09 May 2005 17:07:08 GMT

John do you know what you did this time!?

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He did it!

theunrulyj — Thu, 05 May 2005 05:11:26 GMT

I saw him!

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